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Five-Minute-Job

Any task, at work or home, which takes somewhere between five hours and five days to complete.
"Hey Shirley, ... a little five-minute-job.. Before you go tonight, can you check this and drop it on my desk for tomorrow?... Thanks, Shirl, I knew you would!"
by Bronhill August 25, 2021
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Azure Minute

A period of time typically used in conjunction with an action performed on the Microsoft Azure platform. This can occur instantly, but in most cases will take much longer.
I've just changed that setting, it'll be available in an Azure Minute.
by kbho September 14, 2020
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Shit Minute

As time moves faster while shitting, a shit minute will usually last around 3 regular minutes.
Tyler: Want to play Warzone?
Brad: Yeah just give me a couple shit minutes
by ItsNorth April 11, 2020
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20 minutes

The amount of time your dealer says when he'll definitely not be there in 20 minutes
"I'll be there in 20 minutes" texted an hour ago to you, still empty handed
by sdaynoam April 8, 2023
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the minute after

When you finish masturbating and have the minute of regret.
I just masturbated and had to experience the minute after.
by Crocodoodle July 27, 2016
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Michael Minute

Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.

A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:

“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”

“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”

"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025
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minute magic

a minute full of magic:)
A.K.A Minute maid
or, a bottle of orange juice that is a prostitute selling for 5 cents
Hi, me 5 cents.
:):):)
by micnat January 8, 2005
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