Closet

It's something that carries the clothes.

Gotta put this on the closet, damn it! I fell and it all unfolded! Guess i gotta do this again.

by getrealman December 2, 2021

closet hog

A fat person who claims they have medical problems preventing them from being a normal weight when they really just stuff their face.

Barbara has always been very overweight and she always claimed she was on a strict health-food diet plan, but one night I saw her at a buffet with a plate overflowing with hotdogs, sandwiches, fries, chocolate cake, and the list goes on. She's a closet hog.

by deepspace10 November 30, 2010

Closet porn

1. Porn that is gay that someone tries to pass off as not being gay in order to try and convince themselves and others that they are straight.
2. Trap porn

Person 1: "Hey have you seen Jeff?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's been spamming my chats with closet porn for the past couple of days trying to convince me that traps aren't gay."

by Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooop August 9, 2017

Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet

an expression used to describe something very wet, of course referring to how two lesbians in a broom closet would probably do such acts as pegging, scissoring, etc.

"Wow. The hurricane sure hit you guys hard. It looks Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet in here."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Drama Closet

The place for the a quicky for the drama geeks and weirdos of college

"Where is Jane?"
"In the Drama Closet with Mr Johnson..."

Awkward silence

Drama Closet

by HarryTheBongSmoker April 9, 2013

the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore

lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???

by iamlexiv December 6, 2023

closet lebanese

A term used to describe a closet lesbian.

Steve: Did you see Sarah wearing that tie?
Jason: Yeah. She is definitely a closet lebanese.

by Polak Power November 22, 2011