The Human Torch

First, you must have sex with a girl (MUST BE GINGER OR REDHEAD)

When ejaculating, pull out and blow your load on the girls hair, then when finished, spike her hair up.

"Dude, i just tottaly gave that ginger girl The Human Torch last night"

by iL3gend March 5, 2010

human garbage

A woman that makes her daughter date a guy because she cannot accept her daughter's sexuality. Usually accompanied by a husband that will hit on the daughter's girlfriend and get mad when he is rejected.

A dirty whore blocked me on instagram because is human garbage.

by Blistering hate January 31, 2021

human nature

(Idiom) What is natural to humans. These traits are considered to be bad by society in general.


(n.) A madonna song with lyrics that pretty much sum up how to sell records without a huge deal of talent.

Human nature; Stealing, lying (Considered to be bad, but is a rather useful trait if done well), hating, jealousy, greed etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

human dishwasher

WOMAN!!!

man:GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
human dishwasher: i have rights too
man: *mutters* i made the chain too long

by womens rights= men got whipped March 22, 2011

Human Papillomavirus

See HPV
HPV is a STD that is contracted through anal, oral, or vaginal sex. It can also be transmitted by skin to skin contact.

HPV is the leading and most dangerous STD.

by Shelby Leigh May 19, 2005

human torch

An absolutely flaming fag. One who radiates the aura of desperately wanting to bang men in their bums.

I can't stand working in this office with the frickin Human Torch.

by poomaster5000 August 31, 2003

Human Boy

The second coming of our savior in the form of a semi-moron teenager.

ZOMGWTFBBQ Human Boy has come!!!

by Captain Nipples July 28, 2008