A game that is played historically in the inner Northern suburbs of Melbourne amongst gentrified youth. It was originally invented by a miss C Speldewinde during the years of her cultural enlightenment.
Let's play "Hipster or Homeless", I'll go first.... look at that guy over there in ripped jeans, 90's basketball jumper and scruffy beard. Hipster.... or.... homeless?!?
by Spindlewindle July 9, 2016
Get the Hipster or Homelessmug. I threw away all my Iron Maiden CD's after I heard the Hipster God go on a rant about how pretentious they are and how they think they're so smart - thanks Hipster God!
by Cryptic IV May 14, 2017
Get the Hipster Godmug. by KassemGsLongAssNose November 25, 2011
Get the Metrosexual Hipstermug. The action of two bespectacled folks clicking the corner their thick frames together when actually kissing would be too faux pas.
Eleanor and Jude were on their first date at the rowdy bar downtown. When Jude bought her a PBR, she leaned in to kiss him, then rethought it after acknowledging their surroundings and instead tapped the corner of her plastic glasses against his in a hipster kiss.
by annabeerigby December 28, 2009
Get the hipster kissmug. The couture hipster is the fashionista of the hipster realm. Both male and female couture hipsters spend money primarily on clothes, scarves, sunglasses, and assorted esoteric accesories from designers and local boutiques but frequently supplement clothing from thrift stores (not always inexpensive), goodwill, and salvation army. They are the kings and queens of Alt fashion. As far as personal hygiene goes they run the gambit from washed to practically putrid. It's the clothes that matter.
The Couture Hipster busies his or herself searching out bargains on vintage clothing by designers that are no longer in business. Sometimes they even make or alter their own clothes and jewelry.
antonym: Dirty Hipster
The Couture Hipster busies his or herself searching out bargains on vintage clothing by designers that are no longer in business. Sometimes they even make or alter their own clothes and jewelry.
antonym: Dirty Hipster
"Dude I spilled my PBR! Hand me your scarf!"
"Dude! this shit's Vivienne Westwood!"
"Dude, you're such a couture hipster"
"Dude! this shit's Vivienne Westwood!"
"Dude, you're such a couture hipster"
by CrystalTOOTH January 9, 2010
Get the Couture Hipstermug. Certain people of the indie variety who may be considered Hipster in most circles, but never actually went full hipster. A proto hipster has the ability to acknowledge cultural norms, and chooses to exceed them to an extent.
A proto hipster must meet all of these conditions to be considered: does not wear douchebag v-necks on a daily basis or often, does not have a moustache or a full beard, does not wear fake glasses, does not wear buddy holly glasses regardless of weather they are real or fake, does not have visible tattoos, does not have dyed hair, does not wear beanies when it is not cold, does not drink PBR or any other "indie" beer, is not vegetarian, vegan, or on a gluten-free diet.
A proto hipster is generally one who wears funky clothes that does not excessively succeed cultural norms, and listens to obscure music, and watches old or weird movies
A proto hipster must meet all of these conditions to be considered: does not wear douchebag v-necks on a daily basis or often, does not have a moustache or a full beard, does not wear fake glasses, does not wear buddy holly glasses regardless of weather they are real or fake, does not have visible tattoos, does not have dyed hair, does not wear beanies when it is not cold, does not drink PBR or any other "indie" beer, is not vegetarian, vegan, or on a gluten-free diet.
A proto hipster is generally one who wears funky clothes that does not excessively succeed cultural norms, and listens to obscure music, and watches old or weird movies
by AAAaaahhh September 28, 2011
Get the Proto Hipstermug. Hipster: Should I buy that rare "Joy Division" EP, or should I buy soap?
Innocent Bystander: Nevermind the EP, you stink. Get the soap, you must only take Hipster Showers.
Innocent Bystander: Nevermind the EP, you stink. Get the soap, you must only take Hipster Showers.
by Innocent Bystander Guy October 23, 2010
Get the Hipster Showermug.