Helmet Chew - The act of a novice or rookie performing fellatio on an uncircumcised penis, and chewing on the excess skin during a flaccid moment.
History: Found most commonly among drunk girls after they have had sex with drunk guys
History: Found most commonly among drunk girls after they have had sex with drunk guys
I woke up thinking I had stuck my cock in a grinder, she helmet chewed me last night and in the morning to wake me up.
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She has a helmet chewing attitude.
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She has a helmet chewing attitude.
by Rudrafter June 4, 2010
Get the helmet chew mug.A term used in which to describe confusion/ lost-ness
Someone who will find themselves in a 'helmfast' situation will most commonly seem to be lost or confused.
Misunderstanding terms/ words as a portrait for another meaning/ word can also be classed as a 'helmfast'
Someone who will find themselves in a 'helmfast' situation will most commonly seem to be lost or confused.
Misunderstanding terms/ words as a portrait for another meaning/ word can also be classed as a 'helmfast'
A: Grab us some nibbles
B: Nipples??
A: lol, what a helmfast!
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A: I swear I was at 21st
B: No you are at the shire
A: But... wait, I turned left?
B: ..sigh... helmfast
B: Nipples??
A: lol, what a helmfast!
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A: I swear I was at 21st
B: No you are at the shire
A: But... wait, I turned left?
B: ..sigh... helmfast
by flappers2000 January 17, 2011
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Obviously hells yes with a ness! making an epic trio of AWESOME, ass kicking, action-filled positiveness
Guy "dude, are you going to Chandlers party"
Other Guy "hellsyesness
Drunk girl "Wana' see my boobs?"
Drunk guy "hellsyesness"
Drunk girl "what does that even mean?"
Drunk guy "i have no idea, just gime' some tits BITCH"
Other Guy "hellsyesness
Drunk girl "Wana' see my boobs?"
Drunk guy "hellsyesness"
Drunk girl "what does that even mean?"
Drunk guy "i have no idea, just gime' some tits BITCH"
by THENukem June 24, 2011
Get the hellsyesness mug.THE ACT OF BEING DETOURED FROM THE TASK AT HAND DUE TO THINGS SUCH AS CELL PHONE USE, CHATTING NOGGIN'S OFF, AND, DISCUSSING ALL TERRAIN VEHICLES.
by DUDEFACEKILLAINMANILLA October 18, 2011
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1. Female or male of promiscuous behavior that serves only as tool for ejaculate disposal
2. Any various form of protective covering for the head (Ie, worn by soldiers, firefighters, divers, cyclists, Penis's etc.)
3. Anything resembling a helmet in form or position
4. Trucker slang~ A female passanger in a commercial vehicle(rider)
Adjective-
1. Used to describe a Personality, Appearance, Situation, etc
Verb-
1. Action, event, or state of mind
1. Female or male of promiscuous behavior that serves only as tool for ejaculate disposal
2. Any various form of protective covering for the head (Ie, worn by soldiers, firefighters, divers, cyclists, Penis's etc.)
3. Anything resembling a helmet in form or position
4. Trucker slang~ A female passanger in a commercial vehicle(rider)
Adjective-
1. Used to describe a Personality, Appearance, Situation, etc
Verb-
1. Action, event, or state of mind
1. (noun) When I get off of work Im gonna go to the bar find me a Helmet Hel-mit.
2. (noun) Man, I cant this Helmet Hel-mit off my D!*#!!!!
3. (adj) I know, shes been a helmet since I met her.
4. (adj) She sure look like a damn Helmet Hel-mit!!!
5. (verb) All the Helmet Hel-mit in the house im gettin it fo sho!!
6. (verb) Helmet Hel-mit party drunk white women for everyone!!!!!!!
2. (noun) Man, I cant this Helmet Hel-mit off my D!*#!!!!
3. (adj) I know, shes been a helmet since I met her.
4. (adj) She sure look like a damn Helmet Hel-mit!!!
5. (verb) All the Helmet Hel-mit in the house im gettin it fo sho!!
6. (verb) Helmet Hel-mit party drunk white women for everyone!!!!!!!
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