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Hairy Autistic Wog stalker

Hairy Autistic Wog stalker term is frequently used to bring home the bacon and pretending that everybody knows his business in meaning trying to undress little girls with his eyes and taunting older women by singing love songs such as ''Sharing the night together '' By Dr hook and using the bacon to lure in the older mammoth that drives his sexual desires crazy this particular person loves to watch a good old scratch in the back of the neck of a TOP OF THE LINE SEXY BITCH Whilst punching his best friend in the face and masturbating in his face.
Older women : OMG my sexy man has gone to jail what will ;ife be without him im left here with this curly wand with scabies on his chest oh man i am even tempted to try voldemorts son over there cursing the wall an picking on the innocent girl

Younger Girl : When is Hairy Autistic Wog Stalker getting back the Stupid Son of the devil never arked up this much until he was gone damn must i be the only one to find something wrong with this picture or be the only person with morals to know it is truly wrong to love men in so many colors and sizes geezer this is something that is deffs called a puchero .
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
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Hairy Baker's Dozen

A group of 12 hairy men with a hairy 13th man as their leader

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That Hairy Baker's Dozen is a good looking group of dudes
by KöJøffə January 31, 2016
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Hairy Pawter

A name that most Harry Potter fans give to their stuffed animal, usually a dog or bear, sometimes even dressing it up as Harry Potter himself.
Some also use the name "Bairy Potter".
Mom: What did you get?
Ronald: It's my new teddy bear, his name is Hairy Pawter!
by Squirrel_Slapper April 2, 2022
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Sticky hairy

When one ejaculates with such intensity that it knocks them out leaving them covered in cum, and when awake they find themselves in a sticky, hairy situation, and glued by their pubes to the bed sheets. More common in the UK where they still are achieving new records for country with most pubes collectively in the world.
"oy mate! I thank it was aroond last neght that I was getting off ta yong betty, and I jizzed meself ta sleep ya, but when Ih woke up ya see, moy sticky had glued me to my sheets yeah it done it! I had meself a sticky hairy one I did"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 27, 2025
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Hairy

The term that is used to describe your ass crack.
"My ass crack is very hairy"
by anonymous July 17, 2023
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hairy dragon

When a guy doesn't shave his balls and puts his hairy balls in a girls mouth while he smacks the girls forehead with his penis leaving a purple dragon
Dude my girl and I tried hairy dragon, later her mom asked why was there a purple mark on her forehead
by Mr Hoss September 4, 2016
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Bloody Hairy

The act of dipping bloody swollen hemorroidal tissue into a sexual partners mouth.

similiar to Tea Bagging But rather than ones balls this is the act of dipping ones Hemorrhoids into another's mouth, often bloody and hairy thus the definition "Bloody Hairy"
Last night was just dreamy, Randy gave me my first Bloody Hairy and it was more than I ever imagined it would be, better than a Hot Carl and Cleveland Steamer combined!
by Filthyrichie March 28, 2013
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