hood cancer

Slang for AIDS/HIV

I’m gonna die anyways, my boyfriend gave me hood cancer.

by anonymous March 14, 2025

Hood weeb

A racist dog whistle used by anime fans to describe African Americans

"Those hood weebs ruin everything by tainting it with their inferior 'culture'."

by Bicurious wizard March 17, 2025

hood paradise

A desirable establishment that exists within a not-so-desirable location, usually a hood.

"Curly's new crib is a hood paradise. It's nice, clean and well-maintainted, the pool is sick, but bro has to listen to gunshots and ghetto birds all night long"

by Curly Manson March 20, 2025

hood crickets

The repeated beeping sounds from multiple smoke alarms with low batteries, often heard in apartments or homes in low-income neighborhoods where people either can’t afford or don’t bother to replace them.

I was on the phone with my boy, and every few seconds, I kept hearing that beep. I said, ‘Bro, change your smoke alarm battery!’ He just sighed and said, ‘Man, those are just the hood crickets singing.

by dryiceco2 March 21, 2025

hood research department

When dumb people from the hood try to act smart and make stupid experiments. The term originated from “Zias” and “Blou” on YouTube, where they would question or cast doubt on proven scientific theories, such as the speed of sound vs light, with a phone and their voice, in which they concluded sound was faster.

Lamar: Do i jump or fall faster? Lemme try

Josh: Nga are you part of the hood research department?

by astrx June 22, 2025

Hood Nigga Language

when a person speaks in a slang you don’t understand but it’s used by many people who use weapons, such as a glock -19.

person 1 “i’m block hugging rn”
person 2 “i don’t speak hood nigga”

person 1 “im on the end of the street, watching the cars that drive past so i can be aware of any funny business. AKA block hugging AKA hood nigga language.

by callmeluckii June 28, 2025

Hood biscuit

A white person who was raised in the hood but is not a wigga. Someone who still talks with a ghetto accent but not fully ghetto

Kevin is such a hood biscuit

by Brick pizza August 23, 2025