goose far var

A phrase bringing tranquilty and serenity to an angry mind.

Used by Jack Nicholson:

Example:

Wife: "Honey I just wrecked the Porche!!"

Husband:"WHATTTTTT?"

Wife:"C'mon baby, goose far var"

Husband:"Geez... I'm better now!"

by Kenny Chapman, Tim Sibley June 1, 2006

goosemonkey

someone who laughs like a goose, and acts like a monkey.

Ashley's being a goosemonkey again.

by Eloise S. Harry November 29, 2007

Gooseflesh

When you lookin in that mirror, and your boi straight up a silky feathered goose

Dam did you see Tyrone, dat boi been rockin that gooseflesh from the feet up like he bout to drop eggs.

by dijonthamustard November 8, 2016

Goosegale

The most sexy and cursed server known in man kind

Genshin and mudae adicts
Godsike bullying
Jurist banning

Discord server

Flashy "Why is goosegale so sexy, its so alive I can keep on cumming without stop"
IGotBored "Im gonna cum in flashy so much my cum is going to drip from her pussy"
GodJustSaidSike "Can I get some bitches on my cock"
Flashy I just lost the 50/50 to a qiqi :sob:

by VeggieMC September 5, 2021

Double Gooey

Double Gooey is the result of a Double Penetration where both guys have deposited cum into the woman. She subsequently has cum oozing out of both holes.

Mary got fucked by Tom and Jerry, now she has a Double Gooey situation!

by UnrulyBastard March 8, 2010

awkward goose

if your in a really awkward situation then you put your arm up into a goose shape and mouth awkward goose to make everyone laugh.

Joey: so yeah, i shagged your mum
Chandler: mate what the fuck

*AWKWARD ATMOSPHERE*

Ross: *awkward goose*
Everyone else: hahahahhahahahahahah

by shanshanshanshan April 16, 2010

Little Goose Chubby

A small, almost unnoticable erection, brought about by an awkward yet exciting situation. The aroused must be a goose.

When the hot girl gave the awkward goose a hug, he got a little goose chubby.

by Goosey penis April 30, 2010