Gary 

A Gary is a third rate wanna-be who idolizes Flyguy from the movie "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka." Aside from being pseudo-pimps, Garys are habitually behind the times, and they have no sense of direction. Garys always look to grill their friends for doing dumb shit, but they never own any of their own mishaps as they claim to "never live in the past. Garys are douches.

Mom, my beaver stinks. Can you run to the store and get me a Gary.

Gary by ###6 June 16, 2019

Gary 

The shame you feel when the only reason you’re able to jerk off is you thinking of your grandmother.

Oh well, that was Gary...

Gary by Blubberella July 27, 2019

Gary 

Gary- A big man with a red face.Drinks like a fish and abandons his responsibilities. Hung like a horse but shit in bed

Let's s go out and Gary like there's no tomorrow

Gary by Amazon boo November 2, 2019

brown gears 

poo'ing on the surface below your feet and running on the spot... get faster until you fall over hence gears..
repeat this until you are coverd in poo.
works especially well with runny poo
(brown noise is advised)

brown gears ?!?!
yehh goin on it now

brown gears by james skit October 10, 2007

Light-gear 

A certain way to travel in the future. Uses shoes with flames to fly around. It will make you SUPER-FLY, especially in webkinz world

Valerie used her new Light-gear to travel to Laura's house. She enjoys traveling with them, it makes her feel cool!

Light-gear by Wenis9394 June 10, 2008

First Gear Cruise 

The best kind of traffic jam. This is when the speed of the traffic moves at the same rate as a car with a manual transmission when idling in first gear. This saves the driver the need for any clutch work, or indeed any pedal work at all.

Passenger: Dude, I hate traffic!
Driver: Yeah, but I'm just letting the car roll along by itself. Just enjoying the first gear cruise baby!
Passenger: That as the case may be, we are still going to be late...

First Gear Cruise by squarebobspongepants September 16, 2009

Bloody Gary 

The same as a Bloody Mary, but the waiter tea bags the drink before serving.

Waiter: How may I help you today?

Douche: I will have a Bloody Mary, and make it extra strong.

Waiter prior to serving Bloody Gary: This should do. (Tea Bags Douches drink).

Bloody Gary by Rimmy John December 21, 2012