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Garden weasel

A weasel that lives in your garden, i.e a cat.
Here kitty kitty kitty.. rowr! <scratches my arm when trying to pat him> Ow! Fucking garden weasel!
by mungler May 16, 2006
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secret garden

a term used for any unwanted hair on a female, particularily arm pit hair.
Ashley V. almost yaked when she saw the secret gardens in that chicks pits!
by Rylan S. March 30, 2005
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Crab Garden

Massive infestation of crabs on your pubes. Usually on loose jailbait or crack whores.
"Damn, China has a crab garden bigger than sea world!"
by Spike Savage November 14, 2007
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Hard Gard

Wiccan version of religious fundamentalists, and probably worst type of Wiccans you can encounter. They usually think only via initiation you can become a Wiccan, because Mother-of-all and Father-of-all are so weak that they will obey them all the time and will only talk to initiated ones.

They will insist on Wicca ''staying British'' even though originally it contained material from Hermetic Order of Golden Dawn which contained many things from eastern religions, Egyptians, Hebrews and it's largely based on Gospel of Aradia, which is Italian. They will also act like Gardnerian/Alexandrian Wicca is the only legit type of occultism (even though they have very little to zero occult knowledge) and try to bash every other believer that has been not ''initiated''.
''I am a third degree Hard Gard you losers! I am so witchy but cannot even lift a curse!''
''Maybe degrees are more aligned with arrogance rather than knowledge?''
by owlowlowl December 30, 2015
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bread garden

an orgy consisting only of females
Guy 1: How'd your date go last night?
Guy 2: It was totally great, man! It ended with a bread garden!
by JordanFaith.jpg October 23, 2016
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Olive Garden

the typical get-together location and favorite dining option amongst snakes. preferred foods: spaghetti, breadsticks, rude waiter/waitress
Marie: "Omg, that girl is a total snake!"
Lia: "Yeah definitely. I hear she goes to Olive Garden every tuesday night."
Marie: "ew."
by no snakes allowed July 12, 2017
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Olive Garden

Definition:

To do a twisting or wringing motion with the hands, on the penis shaft, like using a Parmesan cheese grater from the Olive Garden while preforming a blowjob.
I love it when my girl gives it an Olive Garden, while giving me head!
by Toney’S Tough September 5, 2019
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