Grapes

The name given to prolapsed haemorrhoids, particularly when thrombosed due to the similar appearance.

Damn my grapes are playing up. Pass me that rubber ring, I need to sit down.

by Doctor N November 14, 2009

Got Any Grapes?

Asked by the Duck from The Duck Song in the most retarded and gayest way possible.

The Duck said to the man RUNNIN' THE STAND: "hey *bumbumbum* got any grapes?"

by Palogon June 26, 2016

I got grapes

A phrase that one says to someone. meaning you have Extremely potent weed.

Gules: Aye man i got grapes!!!!!!
Daniel: SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

by peter new man May 11, 2006

grades

A measure of knowledge and responsibility in each academic course taken by a student represented by an alphabetical letter. Though all being practically equal, each can be seen different ways by different scholars.
Alphas:
A=Meh
B=What a dumbass
C=You're retarded
D=You belong in a special needs class
F=Kill yourself
Majority:
A=Outstanding
B=Above average
C=Average
D=Below average
F=Fail
Snapchat users:
A=Smarter than Einstoon! New Jordans!
B=Fucking genius! New fidget spinner!
C=Al-fucking-right, man!
D=Deez nutz
F=Rape dat' teach

Example A: (Gets straight-A report card): Hmmm. I could've gotten a higher 90. Damn me. I probably get some of the lowest grades.
Example B: (Gets straight-A report card): Yeah, I think I did pretty good. I bet I'm pretty good with grades.
Example C: (Gets straight-A report card): Fuck yeah! I'm like fuckin' Albert Einstoon! I should get like fuckin' million pairs of Jordans. 'Cause I be gettin' best grades.
(BTW, alpha's not neccesarily best. Gives you a lot of anxiety.)

by SweetieJew May 13, 2017

Grace

Grace is such a beautiful sweet girl and I love her more than anything in the entire world she is ore perfect than a billion stars and nobody in the entire world can amount to how wonderful she is I cant wait for the day that in the morning i dont check immediately for messages from her but i wont have to because shell be right there alongside of me <3 I love you so much grace and this proves im yours forever

Grace is the most beautiful sweet girl in the world

by Lunalovesgrace<3 November 6, 2020

Grace

Graces are fucking amazing and they speak bogget. They dont put up with shit from stupid ass people. She has maybe 3 friends but they some sick ass bitches. Shes had braces for as long as you can remember and has looked the exact same since the 5th grade. She cant make up her mind for shit and is the biggest mom youll ever meet. She also has wannabe blonde hair but it just looks crispy and fried asf. She also has a nicotine addiction but its not as bad as most peoples and is the funniest mother fucker your ass will ever meet. K bye

Grace is the shit

by k thanks November 27, 2020

grace

grace is a beautiful girl with incredible humour and she is effortlessly beautiful and is one of the most nicest people you could ever meet

i love grace

by sophie🫶🏼 August 31, 2022