Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion

Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection

by PickleKing11 May 13, 2023

Gorilla Tag

A rather decent game ruined by racist and annoying kids from 6-12 who either yell racial slurs or want to play minigames.

Gorilla Tag kid: Does anyone want to play minigames?
Normal person: Holy shit shut up.

by France Is Terrible June 2, 2025

Gorilla snot

Yellow 3M weather seal glue

Don’t use Gorilla snot on the engine gaskets Joe, it’ll leak

by Lecajun August 21, 2021

upside down gorilla

When your 69ing a fat chick and you slip a thumb in her bum and she gets mad

I was doing the upside down gorilla with the mrs the other day and now I have a black eye

by Minty fuckery March 11, 2020

The Silver-Back Gorilla

When two sexual partners engage in doggy style in a walk in freezer. When the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and discharges over the female's back and rubs it in. This will cause the woman to exclaim 'ooo, ooo' like a gorilla due to the extreme sudden heating of the woman's back during said ejaculation. For added realism the man may beat his chest at the point of orgasm,remove pubic hairs and sprinkle on semen or make an African American individual the sexual partner.

Hey babe, wanna have the sexy time?

Only if we do The Silver-Back Gorilla.

by SEXYTIM June 2, 2016

gorilla raiding

When you raid someone in ark survival evolved without destroying one of there towers

Hey that base has two towers don’t worry we can just gorilla raiding it

by Ark blud choppa compa April 5, 2023

Naked Gorilla

When a larger man shaves his chest/stomach.

Wow Jon! Did you want to look like a naked gorilla or did your wife tell you too!?

by jižźżzzzzz in my pants yyyuuum April 28, 2016