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Google Tech

An IT technician who is a master at providing solutions to technical problems based on pure Google search results. As a result this person appears to be exceedingly knowledgable, when they actually are not.
"Hey man, I got an issue on my PC, do you know what it is" "Ok let me look up the error on Google" "Man, you are such a Google Tech!"
by esalad February 17, 2010
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google threat

To try to prove someone is wrong by telling the person you are arguing with that you are going to log on to your computer and find documented proof.
I was late picking up my girlfriend so I told her that the horn fell off my car and I had to have it fixed using a zip screw. She said I was lying. She said the car horn is in the steering wheel and there is so such thing as a zip screw. So I google threatened her. I told her I would google it to prove I was right!
by SullieMarie January 10, 2015
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Goober Dick

A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.
Joe: Hey man Adam's acting like a Goober Dick.

Mike: Yeah he seems like a bitch today
by John_465 August 19, 2016
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Goozie

gamer, goose, artist, and epic.
goozie is pretty cool ngl
by Galaxure September 18, 2020
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Goofy Ahh

𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘧𝘺 𝘢𝘩𝘩 (Goo-Fee, AAaa) is commonly seen commented on tiktok or other social media when someone posts or comments something that is cringey or dumb. Stems from aave or Ebonics.

The term is a play on saying “Goofy a$$” in a “ghetto” way but a lot of young folk on the internet don’t realize this and think it is literally “ahhh” as in the noise.
Person A: I think Juice is the greatest rapper of all time

Person B: you’re a goofy ahh motherf*cker 💀
by curedoesnotexist March 23, 2022
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you dun goofed

When you have committed an act in which "consequences will never be the same again"
by Don Goof July 16, 2010
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Goon Light

Exceptionally good down lighting that highlights the display on well defined muscles.
Nick became overwhelmingly happy after her finished his strict curls because his arms looked absolutely jacked in the goon light.
See also: “Dancing in the Goon Light”
by JustDancinInTheGoonLight November 22, 2020
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