MF Global

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1. financial terrorist.

MF Global was a member of the Primary Dealers and received billions of dollars in US tax dollars and newly printed money. And they still went bankrupt.

by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012

Text Gliding

When an individual eyes over a body of text, but fails to comprehend and process it. Typically brought on by boredom of the reading material or sleep deprivation.

I pulled an all nighter trying to read Moby Dick, but by 3am I was text gliding like mad.

by shouldbeworking November 28, 2012

Ross Glen

Doesn't go outside except to take drugs. Gets kicked from a college course cause he's pure solid eh. Most solid cunt going swear down.

Person: "Wanna get burst min gadj"
Jimmy: "Na mate am nae as solid as ross glen pal"
Person: "Shan Douglas, I wouldn't mess with that badman."

by Solid Geezer September 18, 2017

The Glass Closet

When a person is closeted, but everyone knows that hey are gay.

Chelsea: *asking Lauren* Who are you kissing under the mistletoe?
Camila: Me!
Lauren: Nooo *gay panic*
Inside Chelsea’s mind: Wow Camila’s in the Glass closet.

by Stassii December 26, 2018

Ski Glow

When guys come into the lodge after skiing and are 10x hotter for whatever reason

Taylor: Abby! Look!

*colin walks into ski lodge*

Abby: omfg look at his ski glow

by willllliedee July 3, 2019

Chocolate glazed timbit

When a black guy nut’s on his balls and a girl sucks the nut off

Biggie cheese: yo she chocolate glazed timbit me last night

by Jean meme lord March 29, 2019

Anal Glory

Anal version of Morning Glory

Husband: how about some Morning Glory
Wife: I can’t I’ve got my period
Husband: It’s alright we’ll do Anal Glory
Wife: OK

by Term Deposit September 1, 2019