Colt Navy Fuckboy

A cowboy looking mofo who is a total living fuckboy: A good example is Sam Collins

guy 1: Hey have you heard heard of Sam Collins?

guy2: Yeah he’s a total Colt Navy Fuckboy

by tofinorefraction April 13, 2024

FuckboyMurphy

Irish Fuckboy. Contrary to what the term implies, they don't quite know how to fuck and aren't always "boys". Leprechaun-sized dicks, no pot of gold at end of this rainbow. Legends in their own minds, some fuckboys have played in the NFL, and although their stats suck tragically, they continue to use that fact to score side pussy. Fuckboys usually claim to have the "biggest, fattest, hardest cock you'll ever see" and when actual events go down, you are left weeping. Not because they tore up and "destroyed" your vag but because their overgrown clit barely left any impression beyond disappointment. Fuckboys...tend to scream like bitches during orgasm and can't tell when you fake yours. You, being polite and caring, coddle and tell them "they are grrrrreat". Day after, always expect a text asking not how you are but whether you're limping from their overzealous efforts to which you should reply..."Limping? Barely. I'm fucking river dancing at how forgettable and regrettable you are". Fuckboys don't even make good boy toys. But they do like toys...up their ass.

FuckboyMurphy gives true meaning to the Irish Curse...huge feet, huge hands, huge ego...toddler prick. fuckboy fuckboi

by TruthFairy24 October 22, 2015

low key fuck boy

A boy who you wouldn't suspect to be a fuck boy as they do not fit the stereotype. However they then surprise you by being a fuck boy, hence the 'low key' as they are unsuspected and on the down low but still turn out to be a waste of your time

"Omg Becky he didnt even look like a fuckboy"

"Ikr he's a low key fuck boy"

by gracewell July 4, 2015

Fuckboyardee

A group of fuckboys

"look at all those fuckboys."
"It's a fuckboyardee."

by Awkward-nerd-in-some-fandoms December 1, 2015

wok fuck boy

Someone who uses multiple woks, mainly called wok fuck boy by Uncle Roger.

"Gordon Ramsay is fuck boy for wok. he is wok fuck boy."

by UwUI'mAPedophile January 4, 2021

fuckbook

Used when "facebook" seems to take ages to do stuff, like chatting or uploading photos etc

I couldnt chat on fuckbook last night, it was going too slow.

I tried to load up all my holiday photos, but fuckbook was messing me about.

by Peters a star May 2, 2009

fuckbomb

when your treasure hunting skills are anal and you hit your crush's neighbor's double glaze windows and pay 1k for compensation

bro how did u manage to fuckbomb Aleah's neighbors, I thought we had the right house

by we hate all faggots August 3, 2023