French tickler

When a man/woman eats a can of corn the night before and the next night before they shit they get fucked in the ass

Hey babe better eat your corn so I can give you a french tickler tomorrow

by kingsize February 27, 2022

french internet

bad internet connection

"ugh i keep lagging"

"that's because you're french and you have french internet''

"no it's because your server is hosted on a potato"

by ihatekristyitsnotmyname September 9, 2020

french chef

A man who solely lives to mix his seed in others. A pleasant man, who cooks many broths. Those broths being the succulent legs of thou frog. The slimy nature of the ambient creature leaves little to be desired, but the simple mind may sway to it’s every present scent. The buss.

Daniel mate, can I smell fresh pastries? Because you’re acting like such a french chef!

by noblindonkey March 30, 2021

french earlobed

The act of putting a nail through someone's earlobe until they say the french word, "Oui."

Faggot 1: "Hey man is that a new earring?"

Faggot 2: "Nah man, I got french earlobed."

by The Rogue Faggot December 12, 2017

French prep

naked images of a girl that are usually sent through Snapchat

You: Can you send french prep?
Girl: sure, you want all the answers?
You: yes pls
Girl: *2 attachments*

by British_Anon March 5, 2022

french horse

A French whore who has a lot a shit on a lot of purfume

She smells like a French horse

by Isuckcock1969 November 13, 2016

French Whiskey

What southern Mississippians call a drink involving a hazy beer mixed with a small amount of ranch

I dun drank too many of those French whiskeys last night and now I got the squirts

by Bully wintershot April 29, 2023