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Free fuck day

Free Fuck Day is A day where you can ask anyone on July, 1 To Get Some Free Sex! And They Have to Agree. Also, Dont be a simp
Person 1: Hey! You! Wanna Fuck? It's free Fuck Day!

Person 2: i- what- uh...Yeah okay!
by JustTrustMeAight? June 30, 2020
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free thord

a fruity loops project file that has half the sounds missing from it, and when you press play it is just silent
Aye bo, free thord bo.
by Orangecumhella July 5, 2020
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free ho

A free ho is a bitch (woman) who will hang out with friends or ex's, even guys she just met, or guys on her long list of contacts to go on dates or to get smoked out, get a free lunch/dinner, do sexual favors or anything else for money or drugs,,,
You're girlfriend is a free ho and she's cheating on you and lying about everything,,,

She avoids your calls/text messages, gives vague answers to your questions about her whereabouts last night/day, is never home and hangs out with people all night/ day doing drugs, getting high, money, drugs, dates, and having fun, never tells you who she was with or what she was doing,,, also could say she's not cheating on you, but is and lying,,
by Lightbeing September 27, 2020
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free softie

When you get a handjob from a fast food employee.
I went to Wendy's and I got a free softie.
by Mr. Spackle Tackle February 13, 2021
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free admin

Something that a Roblox noob really wants. As much as free robux. They will do anything for that power. Anyways imma go take a dump on my cousin's car now. Cya.
Noob: Gimme free admin please please please.
Admin: Screw you, screw your family, screw your entire life, go eat ice.
by TotallyNotAnIdiot April 1, 2021
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Free Shitter

A person who gives away stuff or help for free.
IB TAT got a ride into town from a free shitter.
by c36b9 April 12, 2021
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Free kick

A person who is incompetent at their job, so is offered up by their boss for “exciting development opportunities” to make them someone else’s problem. Their boss would rather have an empty chair in the office than that person.
Worker 1: “That new guy is fckn useless, does nothing and what he does do is terrible!”

Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”
by Magooo May 14, 2021
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