fake talk

the opposite of real talk, something that is not true, can also be substituted for the word "bull shit"

Teacher: You have a three page essay to right.
Student: Nah, that's fake talk.

by WhateverThisisDumb October 13, 2009

Fake Chowed

Fake Chowed - When acting like you are eating a girl out; Using only your fingers, with your head cocked to the side one the girls thigh (so you have the ability to breath), while making a cartoon sound with your tounge flickering it up and down in your mouth.= untill you make the bitch cummm.

I fake chowed the DJ's mom last night!

by TOPHER816 June 22, 2011

POTATO FLAKES

The dried up Man Residue on a chick's stomach when she wakes up after a drunken orgy.

When her drunk ass finally woke up, she could peel the potato flakes off like snake skin

by Semen Demon September 30, 2003

Fakemaster

To be knowledgeable about reps. A master in horological fakery. A scam hater. A member advocate.

You are a Fakemaster.

by PaulieS August 6, 2008

Fake News

1) False or otherwise extremely exaggerated news stories used to generate money from ad revenue by using clickbait titles or used to sell tabloids in the grocery check-out line.

2) A term for a news article that doesn't validate one's political opinion.

1) She threw him out! The latest on Jen and Brad's split.

2) Shut your fucking mouth you liberal snowflake with your "fake news" from the BBC telling me that global warming is increasing at a rapid rate. I read on Breitbart that it was all a Chinese hoax.

by Vantius December 21, 2016

philadelphia fake out

when ingaged in sexual intrecourse, in the style of the k9 and climax is approaching, spit on her back and when she turns around your load is blown in her face

ahh ahh ahhhhhhhhhh (spit) AAAHHHHHHHHHH splush.

by wisconsin whitey August 28, 2003

fake streaks

fake streaks is when girls only send their “streaks” to one or a few people, not actually all of their streaks

did you see baileys streaks

no

oh must have been fake streaks

by juulian February 14, 2019