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twat faced mong

1.the insult to end all insults.

2. meaning a pregnant fish faced mental patient
will you twat faced mong get away from the tv
by corpseman May 13, 2005
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bare-faced lie

A bearded lie that remembered to shave this morning.
Mom: Jimmy, that's a bare-faced lie! Go to your room!
Jimmy: Aw, Mom, come on! This lie hasn't shaved for two weeks!
by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005
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new jersey fade

The very common type of hair style possessed by more than half of the young male age group in the New Jersey area
1. Those fags from growing up gotti have new jersey fades
2. I tried hitting on this skeezer but she told me she does not talk to guys that do not sport a new jersey fade
by ferculator January 8, 2007
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fade

Throwin some cash on something... several ppl usualy fade cash on drank so they can buy more at once to get a hook up yadida?
Jhonny, you gonna fade on dank this time, or are you gonna be a faggot like always, and not fade shit?
by morganfrodabay December 7, 2006
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dick faced fucking cunt

something to shout at someone when they seriously piss you off that much that all you want to do is curse there whole being. also see "titty arse faced cunt"
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
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fiddle-faddle

1. nonsense
2. to squander one's time
3. a brand of candy coated popcorn
1. I don't have time for all this fiddle-faddle.
2. I don't have time to fiddle-faddle with all these meaningless arguments.
by Millefune September 12, 2009
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Open faced dump

The act of taking a dump in a public restroom and forgetting to lock the stall door. Not to be confused with dump at face value
I am pissed! I was trying to find an empty toilet and this douche was in there taking an open faced dump! So smelly.
by themayhall May 11, 2006
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