failee

someone who fails at everything. Or someone who has committed an überfail or faiola

Employee: Sir I poured toxic waste over everything because I tripped.
The Boss: You failed. You failed everything you are a failee

by the grim failer July 5, 2009

Fail Pail

When you fail but not so badly that it is kind of enough fail to fit in a pail (buckit)

1: Dude I tried to jump over that rail but I just banged my knee.

2:Wow. Fail Pail

by barrycloudferguson March 15, 2010

Failed abortion

A Failed abortion is something that happened to your mom you are the definition of this word

Wow that guy is a Failed abortion
you: cries internally

by BrettTEM May 20, 2019

epic fail

the word said when someone does or says something completely, ridiculously stupid, incorrect, or pointles.

someone trips and falls, you say "epic fail"

by loki_kewl May 21, 2009

parking fail

When an attempt to park a car in a parking space fails and results in a parking job that is crooked or generally not aligned with the space.

Used as a noun: I just saw a car parked really crooked. It was such a parking fail.
Used as an exclamation after a particularly poor parking attempt: Oh man, parking fail!

by dani2012 June 17, 2009

K Fail

A K fail is when you play guildwars with someone, (who has been playing since beta) and he has no clue as to what he is doing. He doesn't know how to do the mission or bonus. He constantly runs to the front to commit suicide, double aggro's and uses the worst rez in the game. (rebirth) He also has fail heroes with fail builds.

K Fail is the new "noob".

Friend: Hey want to come do a mission with me?
You: As long as you don't pull a K Fail.

by Meng X Die November 3, 2010

Fail

A word used by teenagers, or by your fellow teenage friends who cannot, for the life of them, use a word that actually makes them sound smarter then a second grader. Also a slang term for sucking. If you ever give someone a chance to say the word fail to you, kill yourself. Or redeem yourself by giving them a good shot to the nose.

You: DAMMIT! I just can't seem to get this guitar riff right!

Friend who plays Guitar Hero, and expects that since he can play the same song your trying to learn on expert, meaning he has no life, you should be able to too: FAIL!

You: *Kills Self* OR *Punches friend in the nose*


Other acts to ensure they never utter such horrible slang ever again also acceptable

*Only excusable use of this word is when an "emo" starts talking about MCR... or any form of emo music. Also acceptable when describing rap*

by Les Paul Man April 7, 2009