fidoodle

A very short and fat person esp. a girl

Damn did you see that 3' 300lbs fidoodle back there?

by David L. June 3, 2005

Fiddyment

A person that likes to inflict pain and suffering; a Nazi.

Person #1: "Wow, that girl acts like she has a watermelon shoved up her ass! What a bitch!"

Person #2 "Yea, she is SUCH a wanna-be Fiddyment."

by Zeeba Neighba April 26, 2009

kiddy fidler

A pedophile, a man that plays with little children!

(ewwwwwww)

"That fucking kiddy fidler got everything he deserved!

by J. Higgins September 5, 2008

Fidge

The nickname of a person who wiggles their toes...moves their feet... twiddles their thumbs...and basically cant sit still :) oh..and hates their feet tickled.

"even in her sleep she would fidge"

by funny_man June 8, 2009

Fiddle Diddle

any sexual expirence with another person

bob fiddle diddled brittany behind jessica's back.

joe and megan were fiddle diddling in the back seat of joe's car.

by audyy June 24, 2008

Fiddly Bits

A Women who has a little extra Fat around the edges

Damn Horace your girlfriend has some Fiddly Bits

by Stefalicious July 21, 2006

Fido

First In Destroys Others. A significant other, usually a man who knows he is with somebody out of their league. So they marry that person before they have a chance to realize they can do better.

I don't know what Sarah sees in Adam. He's ratchet so at first I thought it must be a winning personality, but he's annoying too. He's a fido, she can do way better.

by Cabaill May 21, 2013