Fatherless Feminine Theorem (FFT)

This theorem states that any woman in the age of 12-22 , that has a father figure absent shall be a discord whore / egirl who talks to a minimum of 7 guys and a maximum of 18.2 relationships annually to get there attention act like you are a father figure and you shall win that ass

The Fatherless Feminine Theorem (FFT) helped me pull a fatherless e girl!

by RaidenCell November 1, 2022

[Large Father]

To qualify to be a 'Large Father', participants must weigh at minimum 20stones and spend far too much time with their partner!

"Geee, we haven't seen Powell in a while.."
"Yeah, he's become a real Large Father"

by KezDawse January 19, 2009

Founding Father Hit

The first hit of a joint or blunt whenever it has to be relighted. Especially when its almost done these hits totally suck and respect goes to whoever grabs the lighter to relight it.

"Dude is it done?"
"Na man but don't worry give me the lighter I'll take a founding father hit."

by SocalDreamer May 14, 2012

piss farter

1. n. The stately gentlemen at the urinal, most often with one hand on the wall for support, who drops ass whilst urinating. To deftly accomplish the act of cutting the cheese while draining the lizard.

Guy 1: Man, I was in the shitter a minute ago, and this old boy must of shit himself while pissing it was so gross. He was one epic piss farter.

Guy 2: Did he have his hand on the wall to hold up his huge dork?

Guy 1: Did you ever see a piss farter that didn't?

by Doc Guitar November 2, 2014

Large father

A large man. One of whom has had sex with a woman, then the woman proceeds to shoot a human out of her voluptuous cooter.

My father is large. He is a large father. Rob Delaney is large but he is also a virgin. He is not a large father.

by ROBDELANEYTHEVIRGINMAN October 24, 2018

Mother Farter

Someone who has sex with a mom who farts at the moment of climax as well as farting throughout the sexual encounter.

Yo, Fred you a mother farter, you kept saying how she was farting all the time, thats shits disgusting headass mother farter ugly fucking ass fuck bitch titty.

by fart fycker October 8, 2020

corn father

you have a lot of kids lol

you are a fucking corn father lmfao

by cornfather October 19, 2020