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expresso

A strong, dark, caffinated drink for people on the go. Drank in small amounts. Small variation from the espresso. An amalgamation of the words 'express' and 'espresso'.
I don't have time to enjoy a coffee, so I'll have to have an expresso.
by Jin Guan Hoi To March 7, 2014
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orient express

i own you!!!!
swedish, pilipina, spanish, japanese= ME!
by Qarru February 29, 2004
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Expired Yoghurt

- I fed the chickens with Expired Yoghurt and they went from 5-6 eggs to 13-15 eggs!
by general656 June 16, 2017
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expired meme

"He is an expired meme."
by eVERYBODYFREEZE October 14, 2017
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Expired Lottery Ticket

Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.

Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
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expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.
Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?
by Meaty M October 28, 2019
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expired facial

when you wipe your face in a used cumin rag
i don’t wanna give my sun Jonny an expired facial when he sleeps in daddy’s bed
by double novo dong April 28, 2021
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