ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

by absenggsolutions September 28, 2020

religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020

reverse engineering

C'est quand tu te fais avoir.
Sale merde.

je sais pas reverse engineering

by frgbgnrtght October 9, 2020

National Engineering Teacher Day

NETD is celebrated every December 9, dating back to 1926 when Engineer Hugh Jass Jr. wanted to celebrate his father’s accomplishments in the field.

Every December 9th, the engineering world celebrates National Engineering Teacher Day.

by U.S. Engineering Association December 8, 2020

Redneck Enginenuaty

When a white person makes their own tools.

This half car half truck is some redneck Enginenuaty.

by DenSum December 25, 2020

softwear engineer

an engineer who works on developing technology for advance and softest wear for the fabric industry. Average pay grade lies between pay worth 100 swim wears to 50 ballgowns.

Software engineers are losing their jobs, its now time to switch to softwear engineer.

by 19ratkiller January 23, 2021

jpb engineering

(n) a circle-jerk of unprofessional and unethical geo-technical and structural engineers operating out of Kane'ohe Hawai'i. Incompetent individuals who are engaging in ambulance chasing, and executing it poorly. Synonymous with "scam" and "fraud".

Jonathan was an incompetent owner of JPB Engineering.

by Jpb Engineering = losers January 24, 2021