sloppy dildo

when the women covers the man in syrup then proceeds to ride his cock

"yeah, I gave him the sloppy dildo last night"

by valimyr December 17, 2022

Dildo breath

Fake dick sucking bitch.

My business is none of yours dildo breath.

by SunDanceKidd November 19, 2023

Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .

Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

dildo dildo

2 times the normal dildo. 2 times the fun

I like dildo dildo's

by Big Boi Luke June 1, 2018

dildo penis asshole nigger

A dildo shaped like a penis that smells like an asshole thats used by niggers.

Daquavion! Come get your fucking dildo penis asshole nigger out of the bathroom you fucking nigger!

by mnikkrhipwo3iu451 November 30, 2024

Balalaika Dildo

Is a way of using the tip of balalaika as a dildo. Mostly done by russian men(can also be women). Most common way is to put in balalaika up in ass while singing kalinka. It is a fun way to cheer up people in a party with people from CIS countries.

-Last night I saw a russian man doing ''Balalaika Dildo'' at a party. He was not even drunk. He looked happy.

by Ro_YULENESIA January 14, 2025

Dildo duck

A woman who can’t get enough dick in a week. She walks around fucking every guy like he’s offered her a loaf of bread.

Kim is such a dildo duck I gave her a bite of my sandwich cause I knew she’d give me some after that!

by Ridickulouschick March 21, 2019