in detroit

A common phrase used as an excuse for secret masturbation.

"sorry man, I'm going to Detroit"
"oh, sorry I missed your call, I was in Detroit

by rossberry January 19, 2008

Secret Detective

When you are banging a girl, and you have your friend hide in the closet, and while you are banging her up the butt, you pretends that your penis slips out, and then your friend quickly rushes to the scene and starts banging her up the butt. Then you leave the room, and go by a window which she is facing, and then you wave to her or do something noticable, and then she realizes, "Who's banging me?"

Dude, when I was giving my girlfriend a Secret Detective and she found out that it wasn't me at the end, she was like "What the fuck!?!?"!

by Zaroosh Innoutian January 7, 2006

Detroit Tamale

When one person sucks the feces directly from the anus of another.

She wanted to go out for Mexican, but he was low on cash so he suggested a Detroit Tamale instead.

by Wuhan Slick September 15, 2009

Detroiting

To commit a wrongful act or crime against another person, usually physical in nature.

Andy yelled " Detroit What?!" after Detroiting Justin in a back alley.

by Tangelo August 21, 2013

Detroit Smuggler

When someone defecates on you (see: Cleveland Steamer) while driving an American-made car across the border to Canada.

I got stopped at the border attempting a Detroit Smuggler with my life-partner

by D4NGER May 22, 2011

Detroit 10

Detroit 10: A woman who is normally a 4-5, but in Detroit, is a 10.

Guy 1: "Yo dawg, dat bitch is a ten."

Guy 2: *shakes head* "You must be from Detroit."

Detroit 10

by Detroitugly May 9, 2013

Detroit Lions

A JV football team.

Outsider: Who are they?

Lion Fan: It's the Detroit Lions.

by Funnyguy6699 May 5, 2016