Daves

Daves are the Scouse slang for cigarettes

What's happening lad , got any Daves for me ?

by Theniro April 20, 2018

Daves

A small little pubert who is more traditionally known as dafe

Did you see that old haggis daves, she had one big forehead

by Judos January 13, 2020

Anti-Dave Day

21st of August, the Day that celebrates the People on Gamejolt defeating a homophobic Child Molester named Dave and it couldn't have been done without Banana_dreemurr.

Person 1: It's Anti-Dave Day!!!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: A Celebration of Dave's Defeat on Gamejolt

Person 2: Who is Dave?
Person 1: A Child Molester who would harrass and stalk People

by Spider-jolter August 21, 2024

dave rodriguez

Fat piece of shit.
Thats all.

Dave rodriguez is fat.

by syrone July 05, 2014

hysterical dave

A small purple creature who is hysterical.

Jimmy! I just saw hysterical Dave run past!!

by Uncle jumbo February 24, 2020

It was Dave

When something goes wrong in the work place even though Dave might not be there you will always say. It was Dave I seen him do it.

When the titanic sank it was Daves fault

by Night-crew December 15, 2021

The Dave Principle

Society has to move at the speed of the slowest person, ie it only takes one idiot to ruin something good for everyone else.

The Dave Principle states that 1 person ruins it for everyone. "We used to be able to drive as fast as we wanted, and then Dave had to drive faster than he could handle and killed a bunch of people. Now we have speed limits. THANKS DAVE!" -

by DarkAlman March 15, 2021