The Kentucky dildo

The act of using shit as the dildo instead of using a actual dildo

I tried the Kentucky dildo for the first time last night.

by Random definition guy October 15, 2023

Dildo Joe

The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.

Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.

Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.

Aaron: Thanks bro

by Djoe1011 March 21, 2024

emotional dildo

the person she goes to for emotional validation and support when her significant other is absent, has hurt her feelings, or has ended the relationship.

He keeps cheating on her, and I want to be supportive, but I'm just tired of being her emotional dildo.

by chimpy82 November 6, 2023

Dildoes

An artifact used do get the vibration or the feeling of having sex

I wanna buy dildoes

by Kaddff January 18, 2019

Dildo

A purple thing that can be shoved into a woman (MURR)

Oi bro lets shove this dildo in this woman

by Just dont know June 18, 2019

Sausage dildo

The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off and preceding to use it as a dildo

After we got done fucking I went to the restroom and gave her a sausage dildo to play around with.

by iamacp_xxvii August 30, 2016

Dildo-dipper

A person of any gender who prefers a dildo over a human penis.

Dang Randolph! Quit being such a Dildo-dipper and ask that guy out! You know he wants you!

by AbigailBlast May 31, 2019