D-stache

when you take your pooppy dick and put it across someones face (where a mustache would be). Used for revenge, the D doesn't stand for dick, it stands for Davis
I'm going to give you such a D-stache for putting snow in front of my window
by AJ man pants March 22, 2009
Get the D-stache mug.

Sympa-D

Getting sex from a man when he feels bad for you; He is giving you sympathy sex
The girl pretended to be having a bad day so she can get the Sympa-D from Johnny.

Johnny: "She wants the Sympa-D because she had a bad day."
by HopOnPop469 September 13, 2017
Get the Sympa-D mug.

D-DOB

Acronym for Double Day-Old Balls. Mainly associated with college students who haven't bothered to shower in at least two days and are now starting to notice a lower half aroma ascending towards their nostrils. Can be particulary problematic when the student is getting some face time with a pretty girl.
I can't be trying to tap that shit when I got D-DOB.
by Syd Barrett 1970 September 05, 2010
Get the D-DOB mug.

S-a-D

(abbreviation) In short, SUCK A DICK. In long-speak, the condensed, shorthand sequence of print heralding defiance, contempt and disgusting indifference stopping short of outright hatred to its intended recipient Simplistic, straight to the point, and more oftentimes than not easy to translate without any previous exposure to the sequence. Coined, created and transcribed by well known International Phrase-coiner and Exhibitionist N. Nick in his successful attempt and creation in producing in abbreviation that was sincere and heart felt degradation to its intended yet remaining not overtly profane and blatantly vulgar to nearby witnesses.
Touring some of the town’s more seedy and dingy parts John and Paul amused themselves as they attempted to decipher and interpret some of the local color bursting in multiple colorings and shadings. “Ehhhhh” sang John, in that absolutely aggravating as Fuck English accent everyone seems to notice, “Wonder wot that over there in red and black paint is supposed to be about?” Reading it aloud he began “S-a-D” seeming to make his reproduction sound like a question. “Shit, you’re such a dumbshit, John, ‘Suck A Dick’, Muthafucka, what the bloody hell’s wrong with you?” Paul asked noticeably aggravated and impatient. “Suck A Dick, Suck A Dick, Suck A Dick… Suck This Dick, Jesus-fucking-Christ already. Suck A Dick, John. Go fuck-all, muthafucka”.
by Nikki Stixx April 09, 2022
Get the S-a-D mug.

D-milz

An infamous earth science known for his extremely large sister and not teaching anything during class
Student 1:what did d-milz teach us

Student 2: nothing
by Followyysconsaundcloud April 05, 2019
Get the D-milz mug.

Kiegy D

The most awful human being on the planet, whose main form of humor is self-pity and profanity. Kiegy D is a Junior Varsity superstar whose only goal is to get laid.
"Ayyy, it's ya boi Kiegy D, comin' at ya with the suicidal tendencies!" - Kiegy D, 2016
by Kie-Guan Jinn January 26, 2017
Get the Kiegy D mug.

D-livery

A word used to describe the act of calling for a male sexual companion.
It is imperative that the D be capitalized, lest the significance that it stands for "dick" be lost.
The male equivalent to a booty call.
Jack called Jill for a sexual encounter. She was his booty call.
Jill called Jack for a sexual encounter. He was her D-livery.
by HFitz February 10, 2015
Get the D-livery mug.