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compulsive lying snitch cunt

A person who lies for a living, everything they do, say or think is a filthy fucking lie! They are also very quick to stab you in the back and then feed you more bullshit to get out of it.. All in all a complete cunt, see also Top Cunt
Graeme: I fucked all the fit girls in the office, I have a son in hospital and I'm half Jamaican...
Danny: you compulsive lying snitch cunt!
by DJ Smokey January 30, 2014
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good cunt

what you call your mates when they do something good!
oi you got me a slab of beer what a good cunt
by ENAK_84 June 27, 2007
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Cunt candle

A person of outstanding idiocy or twatdom, one who stands out from all others as a shining example of what not to be like.
The Right Honourable Bishop of Carlisle, Mark Thatcher (son of, and equally compelling candidate for this category, Margaret Thatcher), and Malcolm Horner (housemate and butt of many of my jokes, hohoho)
"I watched Match of the Day last night"
"Oh yeah?"
"Fuck a duck that Lawrenson is a right cunt candle!"
HRH Elizabeth II to Phillip Duke of Edinburgh
by Peter Cunningham May 18, 2008
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Cock gargling thunder cunt

When calling them a cunt just doesn't quite cut it.
by Griz. February 22, 2010
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Cunt

man, HDKN ViperZz is a right cunt
by Anonymus1996 December 31, 2014
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cunt punter

The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When one girl brings up something vile about another girl in front of a guy that immediately turns the guy off to the girl (done either intentionally or accidentally). It usually involves bringing to light the girl's poor hygiene choices or medical record, thereby punting her cunt out of play.
Jen: Hey Brad, I really like you - let's go to your room.
Brad: Totally.
Angie: Hope that Valtrex got rid of your herpes, Jen!
Brad: Uh I'm going to pass on this skank.
Jen: Way to be a cunt punter, Angie. I hate you.
by ARuss703 October 24, 2009
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Cuntservative

A woman that supports an extremely conservative viewpoint. They are usually hypocrites, as their status as authors and independently wealthy women would be impossible were it not for liberals throughout history.
Ann Coulter is a cuntservative.
by Scott T Schmidt April 20, 2008
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