Crusty Screen

When you cum all over your screen and forget to wipe it off.

I forgot to wipe my screen after last night's cum sesh and now I have crusty screen.

by a7xfan1021 August 3, 2016

Crusties

White lookin particles on someones neck. The shit that looks like the white shit thats on glazed donuts.

Ewe, Lydia has crusties bro.

by JustANormalLamb August 17, 2017

Crusty dog

A dog that had apparently crust on them and clearly hadn't been washed in a very long time and often belongs to Hispanic trees.

Haley has an extremely crusty dog

by A.B 11/11 December 8, 2025

A Crusty Oliver

Where a man spunks on a girl then reads the torah and finally proceeds to fuck her with the scroll till she ascends

OMG i am just craving a Crusty Oliver so flipping bad

by pythonlion67 November 25, 2025

Crusty Dusty Elbow

it cracks when air touches it

James crusty dusty elbow, exploded in my face when air Jackson farted on james` elbow.

by cat eat`s lion November 1, 2021

Crusty Corkskrew

A dude who finishes of but dont wash

Charley: Hey you should go out with my friend Justin.
Chick: Nah you didnt know everyone knows about his crusty corkskrew.

by Dickshinary69slutz May 1, 2018

Crusty Boris

When a male hipster who’s over waxed his moustache to the point it is crusty, eats your ass.

Also commonly known as a Russian gutter punk

“I got a crusty boris last night from this cute boy I met at the bar!”

“My asshole is a little chaffed from the crusty boris you gave me the other day”

by TheLoneCrustyBorisZone October 18, 2017