Crush Philosophy

One having the thought of an opposite gender and they soon appear out of no where, leaving you in distraught and anxiety attacks.

Not knowing love but thinking you know Crush philosophy

by Potato Crisps May 23, 2018

Toddler crush

The person you had a crush on when you were very young

I remember watching Get Smart as a three year old. Agent 99 was my "toddler crush".

by Boots Nutwood March 16, 2017

crushing the tomato

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an overweight woman.

Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally popped Becky's cherry last night.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.

by datmanydocris April 25, 2016

emergency crush

A guy/girl who you like but you already have a crush. So it's basically a backup if your crush rejects/leaves/hates you.

Guy A.: I like her, she's cute but I already have a crush.
Guy B.: So she's your emergency crush bro.

by Ringo16 July 15, 2016

cold crushing

hard working, no time to rest nor chill.

kaitlyn has been on her cold crushing shit since day one!

by skippa da flippa . February 13, 2018

crush dumping

When you really liked someone, but they turn out to be a complete ***hole, so you dump your respect for them by throwing it out of a window at them. Along with some complimentary rocks and an old shoe for bad luck.

"Oh girl, I am so crush dumping that b*tch-***hole-d*chebag. He lied about everything and he didn't even apologize. Lemme just run him over with a truck."

by #YouJustGotSlayed January 13, 2017

retro-crush

A crush on someone from a previous decade or historical era, regardless of whether they are still alive today - Such a celebrity when they were younger in the 70's, or famous historical figure.

I have such a retro-crush on 1980's Harrison Ford.

by exoplanet January 24, 2017