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Walk-On Closet

When someone hasn't cleaned their room in such a long time that everything is on the floor and it is quite literally a closet that is walked on.
Mom: Jonny, I was putting your socks away in your room and it's like a Walk-on closet in there!! How long has it been since you've cleaned it?
Jonny: About 3 years...
by Schmlaa. December 22, 2008
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Puke Juice (sometimes Vomit Comet)

1. May refer to any item that induces vomitting. This can be something disgusting, such as puke. This could also cause vomitting chemically, similar to the use of epicap. In the case of Vomit Comet, this would be similar, however the substance of digestional disturbance would be a solid rather than a liquid

2. Also sometimes refers to the vomit expelled from a person who has not eaten much food lately. This gives the vomit little thickness, thus resulting in a watery juice-like fluid. (Puke Juice)

3.The stream of vomit emmited when someone is in the process of puking. (Vomit Comet)

4. May also occasionally refer to puke that is forceful enough to actually force the head of the puker backward (in extreme circumstances). (Vomit Comet)
Person 1: Hey, have you ever taken the 1 gallon of milk challenge?

(Approximately fifteen minutes later)

Person 2: Great, now there's puke juice all over my kitchen floor.. Why did you say this would be a good idea??

Puke Juice (sometimes Vomit Comet). Sorry, UD said I had to include the word.
by YourMom'sBoyfriend March 3, 2011
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Halley's comet

After cuming and cleaning up with tissues, throw the tissues at your root to create the flying halley's comet.
"hey bitch, catch this" as i throw halley's comet at her back.
by Mr meanings May 16, 2011
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closet monster

A person who acts goody goody in public but then when alone with a person of the opposite sex they.......LOVE THE COCK!!!!
Man, Jasmine is a massive closet monster!
by Pimpin November 20, 2004
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closeted

I'm not cloested.
by DaMan November 6, 2003
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cometh

the cometh in "The iceman cometh" and the cometh in "the ozzman cometh"
I wonder what da fuck that cometh thing means
by sentiny December 31, 2006
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closet christians

1. Christians who know where to preach. This group is purely hypothetical.
The person who posted the original definition for closet christians is unfortunately not a closet christian; Therefore, the poster is not a member of the fictitious group of closet christians.
by Jo-ann de Fabric August 23, 2006
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