come on

A phrase that can be used to instantaneously pacify any situation, as depicted on a South Park episode.

After it became known that the phrase was used to rectify the long-standing altercation between the Bloods and the Crips, people told the Israelis and Palestinians to just "come on", and they all finally came to their senses. A few months later, the guys working for a New World Order were told to come on, and they instantly lost interest in their plans for world domination. Later everyone got together and smoked a bowl.

by Spaceman Spliff June 28, 2007

Commerce, GA

A place where there is a lot of fast food. You will most likely die of a heart attack or be very overweight, or both. There are a lot of fat fucks around here and most of them are dumb ass rednecks. There is a Wal-Mart there that is filled with white trash hicks and beaners and every thing has been opened or stolen or in just shitty quality. The Home Depot here is fucking ridiculous because you can't go any where in that store with out an employee looking over your shoulder or just asking if you need any help. Every house in this terrible city is a fucking trailer. The only place that is at least worth going to is the Tanger Outlets. Other than that, every thing sucks.

"Hey, Clifton, let's go out to eat somewhere."
"Well shoot, we might as well go to Commerce, GA."

"God dang-it, I ran out of hot-dog buns, might as well go to that Wal-Mart."

"I can't fucking stand these hillbillies, they're fucking every where in this god damn Wal-Mart looking for shit to buy!"

"Fuck, my house is being foreclosed, might as well go to Commerce and buy me one of them cheap trailers in the middle of nowhere..."

by bobbisue October 19, 2009

on the come

Something done on the come is done in the hope of earning a speculative profit with as little capital investment as possible.

Fred bought the stock on the come, hoping to sell before he had to come up with any real money.

by Cas Balicki October 5, 2006

The Shape Of Punk To Come

Final album released by harcore heroes Refused.
Unfortunatley,The Shape Of Punk To Come was NOT the shape of punk to come,more the shape of post-hardcore to come.
If everybody had bought Refused instead of Good Charlotte we would live in a better world right now.
Or at least the music would be better.
And I wouldn't have to listen to the all american rejects every time I turn on MTV.
In fact,if Refused had got their way,there wouldn't even BE an MTV any more.

"Holy crap,have you heard The Shape Of Punk To Come?"
"Yes. It's was so good,I was cumming out of my ears."

by bandanasarerad November 20, 2006

commentard

A person posting in an online forum in a way which is stupid, for example by exposing himself or herself to disciplinary or legal action by making offensive or libeleous comments.

Typically the commentard will try to be anonymous but reveal himself through logged IP adresses that resolve back to his employer or by otherwise inadvertently giving out identifying information.

''A commentard using the handle Scrutineer tore into research that demonstrated how it might be possible to make a PIN authorised transaction'' - The Register

''Colorado man faces jail for being a commentard'' - J.P. Weichel - Gawker

by Morthandeus February 24, 2010

commentable

A person who receives multiple comments on facebook.

My secretary just got 32 comments on her facebook post. Wow is she commentable.

by katzeee January 7, 2011

commentiquette

One man with one mission...to clean the seemingly endless pile of hot garbage we call the internet. He is wise, he is big money, he is Erik.

Commentiquette refers to internet comment etiquette with erik's nick name most commonly used with channel

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