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cockalockin

To walk around a bar or club trying to pick up women
Blaze picked her up last night while he was out cockalockin
by Soonerborn75 May 26, 2016
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Clockblock

The premature end of a wonderful romantic/sexual dream due to the sound of an alarm clock.
After seven years of unrequited lust, I had just started making out with Lauren when my alarm went off... yanking me back into the cruel, sexless real world via the ultimate clockblock.
by Killermeteor99 October 2, 2016
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ClockBlocked

When you and your boyfriend/girlfriend are in different time zones
I totally got clockblocked last night
by ayyy420666 April 18, 2018
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Cockablockalitis

That woman has a severe case of cockablockalitis.
by Penis blocker September 28, 2017
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Clockblocked

Clockblocked is:
When you want (or need) to be somewhere else and are actively trying to leave
then a situation occurs that needs dealing with, so you deal with it and as a consequence you don't get to leave on time.

You just got clockblocked
"Sorry I'm late, I got clockblocked by a meeting that went long"
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" She kept asking a bunch of stupid ass questions and I was like biiiiiitch I ain't got time for this shit, stop clockblockin, FOH"
by thefuckyouaskinmynamefor December 7, 2017
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Cockslocker

Someone who use their dick tip to text
Burt you're a CockSlocker!
by Cherryblossomqueer January 17, 2018
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CockLocked

When a man likes a girl and wants all here “features” Badly and only her.
Man 1: “Dude, im CockLocked of sofia

Man 2: “ Fight me cause i am too”
by PussySlayer604 May 3, 2018
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