Clusterfuck

A ridiculous amount of traffic, strange occurrences, or frustrating situation that warrants someone to be completely annoyed.

Driver: Bro the traffic right now is a serious clusterfuck, i doubt we'll get there on time.

by Tsarif October 15, 2018

Clusterphobic

Fear of a clusterfuck

Having endured so many fuck ups, Bob has become clusterphobic.

by Bob Velvetta November 24, 2018

clusternut

When pulling out in a threesome, one accidentally nuts into both other participants eyes.

"Man, last night I was with Steve and Jessica and It was a real clusternut"

by Gillesdelatourette December 9, 2018

Clusterfucktastrophe

Something which feels catastrophic; like it is complete chaos due to being clustered, causing a since of being overwhelmed & unable to find a starting place.

"My life is a clusterfucktastrophe right now."

by $t0rmy Weather January 3, 2019

Clusterfuck

Another word for a gangbang.

Oh, I'm so participating in that clusterfuck.

by Deltanomnom January 10, 2019

Clusterfuck

The 57 Freeway during afternoons
The 405 freeway at any time
The 5 freeway on evenings

I’m stuck on the clusterfuck
Don’t take the clusterfuck you’ll be there for hours

by Socalgod January 14, 2019

Clusterhoeing

When a group of two faced girls gather to talk shit about people they have no business talking about or a group of girls that love to gossip and stir up drama to harm others.

“Kendra look at those girls over there, what are they doing?”

“They’re clusterhoeing to bully people”

by Moistlipz February 3, 2019