CarHoline

Ack's wife.

CarHoline is a girl named caroline who is a ho.

by AcK!!! November 2, 2008

Carolina Nightmare

Occurs when a male and female, preferably related and redneck, have sexual intercourse that causes pregnancy. After 9 months, instead of producing an inbred cyclops baby, the male and female give birth to a little niglet.

Guy 1: hey congrats on the baby brother! Your gonna be a great dad.

Guy 2: no way brother, that thing is a Carolina Nightmare!

by anonymous3784954 September 2, 2012

Carolina Breathe Mint

chewing tobacco

She would have sucked my face, but I was lip deep in a Carolina Breathe Mint.

by Bobbyturkle March 7, 2015

Carolina Pineapple

noun) 1.: A person from North Carolina who is artistic, creative, unique, or stands out due to his/her rarity in skills and exceptionality.

2.: An individual from North Carolina who looks like they're from somewhere else; particularly the islands, hence "pineapple".

3.: A non basic chick or exotic looking girl living in the Carolinas

Guy: "you aren't like girls in NC, you're different; can't be from around here!"
Girl: "because I'm an original. A Carolina Pineapple"

Have you seen @paperfrank's work?! His murals are awesome, he's a true Carolina Pineapple.

by WithLovefromCatwoman January 31, 2016

caroling danker

A hipster with a bad attitude problem during christmas. Also known to the layman as a christmas dick, or a doobie smasher.

Bruh, check out that caroling danker, he's so ratchet in his light-up sweater and hipster onesie.

by The Horizontal Tango Jangler September 9, 2016

carolina crouton

when a small tobacco leaf sticks to your lip while smoking

Dude, you should have seen this skank. She had a Carolina Crouton hanging off her lip while talking to the Bartender.

by wfDongWhereIsGpaCar May 11, 2016

Carolina moonpie

Carolina moonpie: ejaculate on top of a medium sized turd cake then place an identical turd cake on top of the ejaculate. Serve to a woman on a Dixie brand paper plate.

I go down to the trailer park on Friday nights to feed the hoes a Carolina moonpie. Those meth heads do anything for money.

by Sante Fe soft serve October 4, 2016