California Cream Cheese

Cocaine

Mikey: Hey Matt wheres that cocaine
Matt: Oh that California Cream Cheese??
Mikey and Matt: YEAH DAWG!!!!

by Chief LongDong November 25, 2011

Crispy cream like donuts

To be sharp! Fresh! To be clean as hell. It's a play

on the donut shop & a compliment.

Bro., if you gonna hang with me
you better come crispy cream like donuts.

by Earlthe3rd December 23, 2012

throat cream

A slang term for male ejaculate (i.e. semen). This term is a reference to the fact that this special cream is best utilized by applying it to the inside of your lover's throat, generally as the culmination of a deepthroat blowjob (either fellatio or irrumatio). Throat cream is seen as a nice gift to give your partner as a reward after you throat fuck them, especially if they gag a lot. Note that the throat cream need not necessarily be applied directly to the throat - though that is a excellent option- but can also be applied to tongue, so as to enhance the recipient's appreciation of its taste.

Alternative terms include: throat yogurt, nut butter, jizz, jizzum, spunk, cum, semen, load, wad, etc.

After roughly throat-fucking his sweet little girlfriend, Alex gave her a nice load of his thick and tasty throat cream.

by Fellatio Connoisseur July 29, 2017

Cripple Cream Flogger

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.

I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

george cream

That's cream of a YouTuber named GeorgeNotFound.

Dream says:
Oh no George creamed all over my bed!

by gogyscum May 19, 2021

Jap cream pie

Jap Cream Pie

I was fucking this Japanese girl and shot my cum into her sweet pussy. I withdrew my cock and saw a lovely sight of my cum dripping from her pussy making a Jap Cream Pie

by Asianpoker January 20, 2022

Carrying cream

Carrying cream means to have a creamy poop and then not fully clean yourself. You "carry" the cream around as you go through your day, or as you sleep. Carrying cream became a trend among the Hollywood elite and celebrities; they claim Carrying cream gives you more confidence, more humility, and keeps you more grounded. Critics say that Hollywood is spreading this as a way to corrupt our youth.

That celebrity is a big proponent of Carrying Cream. He credits all of his Oscar wins on Carrying Cream, and says everyone should do it.

by Zeeg989 September 26, 2022