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crab hoe

Jaden Smith : How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real. Take the letters you get : HCMBRIOEAR.
Rearrange them and you get Crab Hoe I MR. MR sounds like miss her. A crab hoe is a hoe that you miss.

Can also mean a hoe who gave you crabs.
I miss my crab hoe. My junk hurts.
by Equipe05 February 8, 2017
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The Crab

The Crab is a manoeuvre performed by a man following sex. The man follows the woman to the toilet, crouched down with him hands held out, cupped, ready to catch the dripping semen out of the vagina in a sideways fashion, similar to that of a crab.
Sheila loved it last night, just a shame I had to do "The Crab" afterwards.
by FalconPP May 28, 2021
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Bush Crabs

by Poohdeb August 15, 2018
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crab

a sea creature with five pairs of legs and a round, flat body covered by a shell, or its flesh eaten as food
We walked along the beach collecting small crabs.
All the shops on the seafront had crab for sale.
This crab meat/salad is delicious!
by greenzorro February 24, 2020
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Crab

A person looking or acting very suspicious. Often referring to druggies.
"Whats that crab doing in the park in the middle of the night".
"Theres some crab outside near your car"
by info24 July 13, 2024
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crab

it is a creature
Jake: wow look at that crab

Sam: The September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11,d were four coordinated suicide terrorist attacks carried out by the militant Islamist extremist network al-Qaeda against the United States on September 11, 2001. That morning, 19 terrorists hijacked four commercial airliners scheduled to travel from the New England and Mid-Atlantic regions of the East Coast to California. The hijackers crashed the first two planes into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York City, which were two of the top five-tallest buildings in the world at the time. Following the first two impacts, the third and fourth flights were similarly coordinated to attack targets in the Washington metropolitan area.
by ASoppingWetBagel May 28, 2023
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Crab-Slash

Finding an empty urinal, pulling your pants down to your ankles and half-squatting whilst shuffling side-to-side with your hands making a crab-like motion above your head.
Wow, look at this empty urinal. Check this crab-slash bro.

Hey! Did you see Tom’s crab-slash? That guy went full Zoidberg.
by Donjohnsonswhitelambo May 30, 2018
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