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Cock Mulligan 

When you are having the intercourse and because of your intoxicated state, you go limp noodle in her but pursuant to Cocksman Rule 37(b), there is no shame because you invoke your one cock mulligan of the weekend.
Yeah the sex was solid - started off a little rocky but I declared my cock mulligan and came out strong on my second showing.

Cock the hammer 

1. pulling back on the hammer of a revolver pistol to be in ready position to strike the percussion cap/primer, to ignite the propellant and fire the bullet.

2. pulling back on the skin of the penis shaft near climax for a more effective ejaculation
1. Did you cock the hammer? Be ready to shoot!

2. I’ve got to cock the hammer and loosen my load.
Cock the hammer by Newfie blogger January 23, 2022

Cock Ring Era 

A period of time (generally after a breakup) in which a man engages in multiple female love interests and an increased negligence towards female emotions.
“Dude did you hear Dylan just broke up with Alison”

“Yeah man he’s in his cock ring era
Cock Ring Era by Bratelvis October 28, 2023

cock swagger 

the motion of erect or semi erect penis when it swings from side to side when you walk around naked. like when you're having sex all around the house and you need to take the act into the kitchen for whatever reason, as you walk over, the penis in its erect form will swing or swagger from side to side. try it next time!
guy 1: yesterday me and my girl stayed in and fucked all day long. we did it everywhere around the house. she wanted to get fucked on the kitchen counter so as we walked over to the kitchen, i got the cock swagger going on. it turned her on so much that she got on her knees halfway through and started sucking off until i busted in her mouth

guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.

guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?

Cock Turban 

Where a man wraps toilet paper around the head of his penis after he masturbates so he won't get splooge on his undees.
Dude, next time you jack off wear a Cock Turban when you're done. I can totally see splooge on your boxers.

cock munch 

muncher of the cock.
cock munch by christopher September 18, 2003