Mike Brown

When you take a poop and it makes a skid mark down the side of the toilet

Mark- "Look at this brown streak on the toilet bowl!"
Donny- "Someone must have taken a Mike Brown."

by Babaquan December 31, 2014

Brown eyes

Allthough the most common they can be incredibly beautiful if they are dark, especially on a tanned person. When you look into them its like your falling into soft deep rich belgian chocolate.

Often you see them on spanish, or latino people and man do they look georgeous!

Yeah man, its those dark brown eyes... mmmm sexy AND mysterious

by ilikefrenchies September 24, 2011

Gavin brown

A Gavin brown is a sweat with dreads that get hoes he is the best gamer you will meet he loves dread sex from the back best basketball player as well don't 1v1 him in games he will destroy you he is lovely and charming he bully's aquavion Carl elijah Garry and Johnny and more

💯💯💯

Gavin brown is a cutie

by Sexy dread head October 21, 2019

Brown Humour

Any humor that reffers directly or indirectly to the toilet and other related activities.

I hate it when Chad uses brown humour, it stinks.

by sleepn July 30, 2015

brown blizzard

The reaction that occurs after drinking four shots of expesso on an empty stomach.

I drank so much expresso I got a brown blizzard and had to change my pants.

by brownbomber88 April 11, 2014

Brown Street

A street named Brown. Generally named after someone famous who had Brown as a surname.

Nothing sexual at all, so don't overanalyze it.

Patrons are asked not to park in Brown Street.

by Danathebanana December 11, 2010

Brown Wizard

A wicked man of ancient folk-lore believed to pray victim to those who squatted over a chamber pot for more than 5 minutes. The legend of the Brown Wizard is both fascinating and startling in the way of his practices. Once he finds the unsuspecting crowcher, he then extends his hand into a space-shit-time continuum, reaching out from the chamber pot and relieving men's souls thru the anal cavity.

I’d like to spend more time in the bathroom, but I can feel the Brown Wizard has his gaze focusing on my Eye of Sauron...

by The Cartogropher February 15, 2014