Denny's Breakfast 

When you wake up the next morning after being intimate with your loved one, you take pure egg yolk and pour it in a mug filled with yellow urine, microwave for thirty seconds and lightly wisk, then serve to your loved one with with toast and bacon.

Bill Clinton serves a Denny's Breakfast to people who return the favor.

Denny's Breakfast by Denny's Delight August 27, 2010

Beatnik's Breakfast 

A pot of coffee and a joint, food optional. How the average Canadian under 50 starts the day.

"I'd have never got through Monday's shift if I hadn't started off with a Beatnik's Breakfast."

Beatnik's Breakfast by Cardboard G June 7, 2014

The unwanted breakfast 

A combination of pancake nipples and runny egg tits.

C/o tonygoodtimes

Yo,that girl Jenny is totally working with the unwanted breakfast.

The unwanted breakfast by Tonygoodtimes January 8, 2018

council house breakfast

Having a cig and a cup of tea for breakfast

‘Ay look, Jonny down the road is up for his council house breakfast already!’

council house breakfast by Gangshxt February 22, 2019

poop for breakfast 

its when you eat for poop for breakfast and its sooo good that you go in for seconds

guy 1 hey wanna eat poop for breakfast

guy 2 yea its sooo good

narrator and they started eating poop

poop for breakfast by bennyboo7218 February 9, 2021

Mexican Train Breakfast 

Two friends having a nice time. It sounds dirty, but really it’s just breakfast on a stationary train with a south of the border twist!

Two adolescents went to a bad neighborhood in the early morning on a Sunday to find themselves a Mexican train breakfast

Mexican Train Breakfast by Tha Government March 2, 2021

Sheep herders breakfast 

A cup of coffee and a piece of you.

I would like to order a sheep herders breakfast.

Sheep herders breakfast by Beautifulcrazypancake March 14, 2021