bohemian beach biscuit

The act of having sex on the beach where the male pulls his penis out, dips it in the sand, then re inserts it into the woman's vagina.

Dude, I totally gave her a bohemian beach biscuit the other night at the beach. It did not end well

by jonnyjackmack March 16, 2015

send that puppy to the beach

A phrase used to describe a work that has been completed and is ready to deliver.

Chad: can I send the Murphy file to the client yet?
Tron: Have one of the writers proofread then send that puppy to the beach!

by ckwon October 19, 2017

sandy beach shit

What your turds look like after eating an entire can of salted peanuts the night before.

I ate a whole can of peanuts last night . When I shit this morning, it literally looked like sand! I dub it "the sandy beach shit"!

by LonePooper May 17, 2018

surf the pink beach

1. when a female plays with her own clitoris.
2. stimulation of the pussy with one's hands.

1.Dandy was such a faggot, michelle had no choice but to use her own two hands and surf the pink beach.
2. Damn I'm horney, said shamiqua, I need to go the bathroom and surf my pink beach

by jimmy jam February 13, 2005

Beached Whale Job

When a fat chick makes you cum by rubbing your dick with the fat of her stomach.

Dude. I just got a beached whale job.
It was pretty gnarly before I threw up.

by WoofWoofWolf November 6, 2011

Daytona Beach Birthmark

A particularly classless thigh tattoo found mostly on low income white females. Often seen at Spring Break, NASCAR Events and Motorcycle Events popular in Daytona Beach!

Me: " who the hell brings a barefoot toddler in only a diaper to a 7-11 at 2 in the morning?"

My Buddy: "probably the white trash princess with the Daytona Beach Birthmark using her SNAP to buy Newports!!!"

by Medic1426 March 25, 2016

turtle beach

A woman's crotch, usually the region above the vagina where pubic hair grows.

Your mum was totally flashing her turtle beach last night

by urufufu April 20, 2011