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99th base

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two people both in a different area,put on their webcams, and the guy starts to pleasure themselves e.g masterbating and then the girl follows.
joe: i got to 99th base last night
sam: really?!
joe(has a smug look on his face): yeah man
sam: i really need a webcam :)
by baseaddicts April 15, 2009
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touch base

To masturbate or to touch one's genitals in an inappropriate but pleasurable manner
Mummy can I touch base with you now.
by gmax June 4, 2005
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Kentucky Second Base

A term derived in Southern Ontario, referring to the act of doggy style intercourse where the palms of the receiving individual firmly grasp a barrel constructed of wood, plastic or metal.

Keeping in mind that Kentuckers are known to have a greater level of promiscuity than the rest of North America, where their second base is comparable to our home plate.
Me and my adventurous girlfriend decided to experience a Kentucky Second Base.
by 170 Elgin '07 October 4, 2007
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third base

The act of oral sex or masterbeding.
I wish i hadn't gotton to thrid base with Mike!
by Caity February 21, 2005
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fifth base

The absolute ultimate feminine honor --- a sign of trust and permissiveness that's actually even greater than her allowing you access "down there" --- namely, a chick's giving you a copy of the key to her house or apartment, so that you can just gleefully waltz right on in and "get it on hot 'n' heavy" with her anytime you desire.
Fifth base is actually kind of a "mixed blessings" spot to reach on da ol' playin'-field... yes, it is indeed a wonderful thing if a nice lady entrusts you with the "magical strip of brass", but like all situations like this, "with great power comes great responsibility"... you'll want to "guard that key with your life" --- securely tether it to a sturdy key-ring and/or chain, keep it hidden or locked up when you're at home, and never let it out of your sight when you're traveling... there are far too many less-than-honorable individuals out there who might wanna access said key for equally-less-than-honorable purposes!
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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300th base

You and yer dog getting abducted by aliens and being mutilated together by so called aliens....and maybe enjoying it.
Guy 1: Omf i totally reached 300th base dude it was great rover was like crazy!
Guy 2: Dude thats just wrong :(
by Ellaaaa.electric February 11, 2008
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40th base

making out with somebody's 2cm flesh tunnel.
dan - duuuuuuuuude i just got to 40th base with ginny.
random stranger - you mean you kissed her 2cm stretched ear! aweeeeesome!
by gintingz August 24, 2008
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