Ballistic Caryssile

A Scouse/Middle England term for an awkward 17 year old girl with terrible depth perception coming at you fast enough to cause damage equivalent to that of an actual military grade missile.

The ballistic caryssile hit me with such a force I fell over.

by itanimulli.com May 5, 2020

ballistic wank

A ballistic wank is where you masturbate but don't catch your load, causing it to be fired like a projectile across the room... This is usually done in hotel rooms and rental properties where the landlord is a douchebag

That hotel room was a disgrace so I decided to have a ballistic wank before I checked out

by Flat.Turd June 2, 2020

Balbitis

Being. A. Little. Bitch. -itis
A medical term for when someone makes a big deal over a little injury and whines about it all the time.

John: "Yo dude, I think I might have torn my bicep this weekend at the gym"
Nick: "No. I don't think you did. I think you just pulled a muscle"
John: "Nah man, it like really hurts"
Nick: "You know what? Maybe you did really hurt it. It seems like we have a classic case of balbitis on our hands"

by Moon-Howler72 September 2, 2020

Ballet

A sport that everybody who is not a dancer thinks it’s easy and not really a sport when really it is like 1000x harder than football (I know this cuz I’ve played with my friends who are boys) and leave your legs feeling numb and your hips super fucking sore

Non-dancer: “Ballet is like the easiest thing ever.”
Dancer: “ oh really? Try taking a class with me.

by Cookiedoughgaaaaah November 4, 2020

ballin negative

Debt.
To go into debt.

He was ballin negative after that Vegas trip.

by Bacongreasemouthwash November 11, 2020

balling

1. To rich and thriving
2. Playing basketball

1. Yo that homie's balling
2. u wanna go balling at da hoops my G?

by Cuban the Kid October 5, 2020

Ballie pattas

Means soccer shoes. Pattas means shoes.

Used on the dutch street.

Look at this fresh ballie pattas.

Dutch: Kijk deze ballie pattas.

by Diffinnattorr October 10, 2020