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Emotional support bottom 

A small person who usually know their place and will always be there for you.
David: I had a rough day yesterday, but Devin was there to listen to me and take it up his ass.
Derek: I know right, he's such a good Emotional support bottom!

Glass-Bottom Boat 

latin: Traba crystalis

In this perfect addition to foreplay, one partner lies beneath a glass coffee table while the other squats above it and unloads. Like viewing the colorful sea life from the relative safety and serenity of a glass-bottom boat, this simple maneuver is not only arousing but biologically tantalizing.
I've been to Hawaii. I've seen all of those fish---its what every tourist does. It's neat and all, but never blew me away. But getting to see my Bobby in action, doing that Glass-bottom boat for me, seeing that magical human process going on in front of me . . .well, I just felt like a science student all over again.

Rudeboy Bottom 

A bottom that is bossy and rude and needs to be put in his place by a top.
That badly behaving bottom is a rudeboy bottom and needs to be banged by a big boy boss of a top.

Beer Bottom 

N1. the member of a couple or duo who upon seeing an extensive beer list turns to the other and asks 'what do I like?'

N2. The lower ranking member of a couple or duo on the ‘Beer Pecking Order’

tr.v. Beer Bottomed, Beer Bottoming,
1. To find oneself relegated to the submissive role in selecting a beer
2. To allow another (the ‘Beer Top’ ) to select one’s beer
N1 “Tom and I went to Churchkey and I had no idea which Single-Malt Wood-aged Stone-Brewed Gruit I would enjoy so like a good Beer Bottom I asked him to pick for me”

N2 “Tom knows a lot about his Gruits but when he is out with Harry-the-Gruit-Brewer he is the Beer Bottom”

tr.v. 1. “John was trying to impress his girlfriend with his selection of Fresh Hopped DIPAs but when the Ciccerone showed up he got beer bottomed.

tr.v. 2. “I lost my reading glasses and can’t see the menu so I’m beer bottoming tonight and you need to pick for me.”
Beer Bottom by W-D-C July 7, 2011

knockin' the bottom out of it 

Refers to particularly deep or rough sex. Implies that the man will literally knock vaginal walls down.
I'm sorry, Mandy can't come to the phone, I'm too busy knockin' the bottom out of it.

scraping the bottom of the barrel 

1. To get stuck with the very last pick or settle for something of extremely low quality.

2. Having run out of all other good ideas, to settle for an extremely low quality, crappy, or poor idea.
Did you hear about "The Smurfs"? Hollywood must really be scraping the bottom of the barrel with that movie.