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Bone Bastard

A white and spiney creature of humanoid appearance, shows up at random times in the middle on roads and tree lines at nights , can be touted by his spiny boney back and stretched body, akin to the likes of big foot only showing himself at weird times that can't be physically caught on tape without looking fake, only seen in West Virginia as of now.
John Did you see bone bastard last night, Yeah Jim he was fucking scary looking
by Xcfirecraft June 20, 2019
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Corn Bone

Center of corn- Long version of cob.
We should replace the corn bone with a hot dog
by buggggggg September 6, 2019
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Spin a Bone

1. To beat someone so badly they’re left with dislocated or broken bones
2. To pass a bone (a joint) around a circle
3. To curve a potential male sex partner at the last minute, when they already have a boner
1. Aye bruh, you gonna regret what you just said when I spin a bone
2. Just copped a dime, y’all wanna go spin a bone?
3. Nah girl, when I saw how small that nigga’s dick was, I had to spin a bone. I don’t fuck with lil dick niggas.
by AlabamaNibber May 20, 2018
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Post Bone

by computerqwerty May 27, 2018
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Haunted bone

When you accept a booty call from someone who has previously ghosted you.
Person 1: Yeah, I know she ghosted me, but I got a booty call from her last night.

Person 2: Just be careful with that haunted bone.
by Hotwire1445 May 13, 2020
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Bone Barren

When a man is lacking the ability to bone; to have sex. Physically or mentally.
Steve: How did your night go last night with Veronica?
Conor: Not so hot, I got nervous and was totally Bone Barren.
Steve: Feels bad man.
by rmag_tnc September 13, 2017
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Bone Slider

The act of two women (FFM) performing a Fellatio as a threesome.
One woman lies between the other woman's legs and rests her weight on the bottom woman's pubic bone, missionary position. The man kneels beside them and slides his penis between their cheeks while they kiss to warm up their lips. Now you have one woman on top of the penis kissing it and licking it sideways while the other is doing the exact same thing but she's underneath working the bottom of the penis. Both women must work together as a team simultaneously to give maximum results. They both begin by kissing the shaft and the balls, slowly sliding their tongues and lips towards the tip of the penis where they both quickly flick the tip with their tongues. One woman takes in the head of the penis while the other takes in his balls and sucks them gently then with slight pressure pop them out. They both keep on sliding their tongues and mouths across the penis in long motions, when they reach the tip they both simultaneously slide their lips without using their tongue overzealously across the head around twenty times then flick the tip using their tongues. If the man is adventurous, both women can suck on an ice block and continue working the penis. One can suck the penis while the other sucks his balls and massages his perineum and the outside of his anus using her manicured fingers. The women continue to slide that boner sideways by sucking, licking, flicking, scoffing, pecking and munching it until he orgasms.
Sean: "I had the best bone slider ever last night"
Tom:"Your so lucky!"
Sean: "I sure am, we had a threesome. Those girls blew me away."
by Peeweecock October 10, 2017
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