urban dictionary

A site that is no longer in color now for some reason.

Urban dictionary made me think i went colorblind.

by ParisAndStuff November 10, 2016

Urban dictionary

A website where you can read dumb shit

Oh urban dictionary it’s so funny/dumb

by Assclapituss February 1, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The site you are using, the big joke

normie Urban Dictionary user

by A hypocrite October 8, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Where people go to look up definitions of sex, porn, blowjob, handjob, and oral sex. Usually ages range between 11-17. People also look up other weird things such as poop. A lot of the time people go to urban dictionary to write definitions of sex, porn, blowjob, handjob, and oral sex.

Jake: You're on urban dictionary?
John: What did you look up?
Jack: Sex of course!

by Lilbitch August 23, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A place that was originally a dictionary for the people, but is now teeming with sexual jokes and other stupid shit.

jake: oh hey i sent an urban dictionary submission!
chad: ok and?
jake: well... yeah that's just it
chad: go away i'm going with my woman(s)

by TheRushaan April 17, 2021

Urban dictionary

Urban dictionary is where local girls that think they’re some kind of royalty and wannabe twitter famous dudes write stuff such as camelfuck chamak locals thinking they’re special in some kind w want to make swalf but don’t know how, they do all of this to be jwee.

Oh I’m gonna go write something in urban dictionary about locals as if I’m not one of them hahahaha.

by Kiki mane October 10, 2018

Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary where 99.(9)% of all definitions are about sex.

Then: "Polar bear": "The polar bear (Ursus maritimus) is a hypercarnivorous bear whose native range lies largely within the Arctic Circle, encompassing the Arctic Ocean, its surrounding seas and surrounding land masses. It is a large bear, approximately the same size as the omnivorous Kodiak bear (Ursus arctos middendorffi)."
Now: "polar bear": "wen someon wite fuxx pussy of oter wite!!1!1!1!1!1111111 cuz poler bear is wite"

Urban Dictionary

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh June 15, 2018