Alberta Clipper

When you have sex in a hot tub during the winter, a guy jumps out, cums in the snow and then makes a snow cone with the cum-snow.

It was so hot the other night, Derek made an Alberta Clipper after we fucked in my parents hot tub.

by chelseahotel November 26, 2024

Alberqerqcanoxdawiv

When a man is jacking off so hard to the point where his orgasm goes almost all over the walls.

"God I had the craziest Alberqerqcanoxdawiv last night."

by Ponchos-orgasmsock1 December 24, 2024

albertstuff

SHHHHH WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT

Person 1: yo have you seen what alberstuff didddd??

Person 2: HAHA! WHATS ALBERTSTUFF? HAHA!

by Get off of urban dictionary. January 19, 2025

Alberni stove piping

The act of making people think you enjoy stove piping.

Mark enjoys Alberni stove piping so much, “is it really homosexual if it’s just the tip” mark says to himself. He sure hopes the crew knows!

by ThatDoctor January 23, 2026

Albertan Pot Of Gold

you shotgun a beer and then fuck a shamrock shake from McDonald’s and then you shit in it and you shotgun the shit in shamrock shake

i did an albertan pot of gold

by braydengoggins March 4, 2026

Albertan anteater

the sexual act of releasing ants into a partners rectul cavity and then proceeding to attempt to lick and suck them out before they reach your partners colon

last night me and Austin tried the Albertan anteater it hurt like abith and I can feel something moving in my stomach but it was awesome

by deaustin February 18, 2025

alberto spritz

A michelob ultra poured into a glass with a lime. Mixed with a straw on a cruise ship only.

Me and my friends wanted to get an alberto spritz to top off the night.

by AlbertoShip March 13, 2025