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Alice's Restaurant

Alice's Restaurant is a song by folk artist Arlo Guthrie which is second only to turkey and football when it comes to "Thanksgivin'".

The song serves not only as a satircal look on the judiciary branch of the US government but it also demotes the armed services for a good portion of the song. As the song was based on real events Guthrie really did get out of the draft by faking mental insanity at his evaluation.
Every single year it's eat a drumstick of the turkey, play football 'til you can't move your arms and listen to Alice's Restaurant after fiddling with the radio all day until you find a station playing it.
by Sid Barrett December 16, 2007
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Alice

a young, beautiful, sophisticated woman who is confident in all that she does AND A BULLY TO ALL OF NATURE!
Alice
by Tabletop August 1, 2011
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ALIC

Damn did you see that ALIC the other day?
by P4RS4 February 26, 2018
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Alicia

A fucking ungrateful piece of shit who hates it’s brothers cooking and Bruk up my jabba. She is a snotty brat who is a female but looks exactly like it’s brother
Me: wow ur sister is an ungrateful piece of Shit

Friend: yeah she’s such a bitch
WHATTA ALICIA
by just your average human February 10, 2018
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pinky with a lick

pinky with a lick is a to pinky promise and it lasts forever or just makes it more extreme of a promise.
pinky promise and while pinkys are linked you lick the other persons pinky and they lick yours
i pinky with a lick that i wuv andrew
by kamdizzle-dog November 24, 2009
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Alice

One sexy ass mo fo giantess, with louscious long legs that go all the way to URANUS! Often associated with a water pokemon cause damn, she gonna make you wet!. Only touch if you wanna be dragged down her rabbit hole into wonderland. Often under appreciated for for her whimsical charms.
OMG! Did you see those legs?" "Yerp she's an Alice.
by DarcyG November 22, 2011
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ALICIA

The Alicia is the best thing there ever was to exsiste pretty funny she’s pretty cute has great love for toes and has pretty fine toes herself also breaths very very heavily like she just ran a marathon alicia also has cat butthole fetishes alll in alll Alicia murdoog is the bestest :)
Woah it’s like a hurricane outside...no it’s just Alicia breathing
by Kashon marson August 16, 2017
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